We asked the AI to write our holiday pitch

We're not machines, but we do like to ride them!

Have you learned to spot AI emails yet? We asked the popular internet AI writing system to give us an over-the-top holiday sales pitch for electric motorcycles, and it gave us this:

Header: When Santa Needs to Melt a Cold Heart… He Sends 0–60 in 3 Seconds.

Subject: 🎁 Even the Grinch Couldn't Say No to This Gift from Santa 🏍⚡

Dear [First Name],

We all know the Grinch — green, grouchy, and allergic to joy. But rumor has it, this year Santa left something under his tree that made even him grin ear to ear.

What was it? The all-electric, high-voltage [Brand Name] Electric Motorcycle.

With lightning-fast acceleration, zero emissions, and a growl that's pure electric thunder, this isn't just a ride — it's redemption on two wheels.

Forget sleigh bells — this baby hums at 120 volts of pure Christmas spirit. Silent enough to sneak through Whoville… and fast enough to make reindeer jealous.

So whether you've been naughty or nice, Santa says: "Everyone deserves a little spark."

🎅⚡ Unwrap the future. Ride electric.
[👉 Take the Grinch's Ride for a Spin]

Happy Holidays (and high voltage),
The [Brand Name] Team

Everyone's doing it!

It seems like everyone and everything wants us to jump on the Skynet bandwagon and help remove humans from the creative loop.

But here at Shandoka we just don't agree. So once in a while we'll make sinful use of the hyped-up A.I., just to see how much better humans are at creating things and making up stories.

Real values: Pure Power, No Limits!

At the end of it all, our Shandoka retrofit system gives room to express our wildest ideas and to open up new experiences in electric motorcycling, without the cookie-cutter feel of a new gizmo built cheap and marketed strong, with big emotional hooks and nothing about the actual product.